Greenkey eggs and pepperoni

I'm terrible at thinking of good titles lol oh well...Someone else should update this more detailed/amusingly when they get the chance but so we don't forget in the meantime:

Greenkey weekend 2013

Thur: Bobberz and Rachel go out. T-Dawg visited and barked and ran away when we asked him to take a picture of us...returned around 3AM HUNGRY FOR EGGS. Chungeroo kleptoed some eggs, cheese, and pepperoni from numerous communal refrigerators. Nomnomnom!

Fri: Bobberz, Wino, and Chungeroo go out. Chungeroo and Bobberz return to the room, phi delt men in tow. Chungeroo hooks up with sexy alum while troll discusses his romantic woes with Bobberz. Wino arrives hours later and Bobbi classily suggests that she and troll hook up. Wino refuses but instead smokes troll up while he sobs on our futon.

Sat: Bobberz, Wino, Chungeroo go out. Alas, we found the magnum king who apparently "looks like a subway after-model" according to Chungeroo. 

How Far We've Come

I remember freshman fall 1.0 telling me that the four of us won't be friends after freshman fall because that's just how it works. "You'll see, youguys wil drift apart" he said. 

Well, now it's 2 weeks before graduation and we're all sitting in treehuggz room at 3AM arguing about if people have control over their arrogance. Proved that SOB wrong boom!  Love youguys!!!

-Bobberz

Update: Now we are discussing our marriage plans.

Treehuggz: claims she is not having children or getting married. We bet she will be the first. She does, however, insist that she will have a reception (probably with Abi) with a lottery system because the food will be so expensive.

Wino's Bachlorette party wishlist: hookah bar, NOT pot brownies,  Groom=??? "Who the fuck am I going to marry". Checklist: has a job, cleans, does not live in trailer park, combination of Frank, Abi, and Rob (AKA= Indian-Chinese-Whiteman), moderately above average penis (NOT TOO BIG!!), thoughtful and sensitive like Rob, opinionated but not too opinionated like Abi.

Chungeroo: groom= the very well-endowed Frank?

In defense of foreskin retention

Quotes of the night:

"I don't think I've ever seen a penis when I wasn't drunk"  -Chungeroo

"I think we're at the point now where we can teach people how to clean their penises" -Treehuggz in defense of foreskin retention

"Ohmygod it was a deformed penis doing stuff in a butt!!!"  -Wino

"You'll be able to hula better than when you were a child, you have hips now!" -Bobberz

Also, suck a dirty foreskin dick Terezze and Taylor and everyone who trampled the Dimensions show. You smell like poop, on a foreskin. 

The Elderly Tripod

1st tripod night out of senior year:

Fri night: we are all 21 now (yey!) so we head to Salt Hill for drinks

     Chungeroo: I haven't got shitfaced in over a year. I want to get shitfaced tonight.

     Bobberz: Me too, I'm down! (same person who had yet to keep food in her stomach since Tues. Maybe it was the apple cider vinegar she drank? Sticking to a bland diet of toast, crackerz, and booze)

Chungeroo and Wino ordered some drinks and bobberz snuck shots from her water bottle. 

2 hours later....

Bobberz at the toilet again. Not a deterrent.  Shots from Alan! Gin and Tonic from Chungeroo! 

     quote of the night: "Let's be honest, the marginal utility of being a shitfaced lunatic declines as the years go on" -Chungeroo

Outsies to Trikap. A man gave bobberz a shot of liquor that smelled like butt so she gave it to D (nickname help anyone?) and told him that some mystery person had sent it to him. 

On to PhiDelt. Bobberz and V went to that room we hung out at the year before. Lo and behold there was T (yeah bad with nicknames) and his friend Alex. Half an hour later Wino and Chungeroo show up. The minute they enter the room they immediately back out as if we were about to attack them. 

   T: "should I invite them in?"

   Bobber: "sure if you want!"

   T: "Do you want me to?"

  bobberz: "Well yes!"

So T gets them to come in. Chungeroo smashes a bottle of vodka, oopie! Bobberz lays on top of wino, V, Alex, and T for a photo. Bobberz puts her elbow on T's groin area and T reclines like he's being pleasured. 

Everyone 'cept bobberz smokes out of T's "very large bong". Alex and Bobberz are discussing serious male-female theory while Chungeroo, T, and Wino point and laugh. Chungeroo thinks Alex looks like a troll and feels the need to announce so lolz.

TBC gotta do some work. And sorry for the unreadability/disorganization of this post, so much to do so little time!

typical blitz exchange

--- You wrote:
can I hear about your night?

it will make for a nice distraction from Locke and Hobbes
--- end of quote ---
haha i'm not sure my recap's going to be particularly amusing! it was crazy tame- nothing rediculous but still crazy fun

i was hanging out with big/other kdss- after beta tails we checked out beach party then headed to sae to play pong. while there, i 1) harassed some man for peach andre (SUCCESS) 2) proceeded to chase tequila shots with peach andre 3) cock blocked creepy alumz 4) had multiple conversations about my holey/whorey tights (ahahahaha some rando introduced himself like this "hi im blahblah, and you loook like you're down for a good time based on the state of your outfit") 4) stole 5 packets of jello from the kitchen 6) never played pong

allinall a good saturday nite....i also insisted on making pterodactyl noises the entire night in response to ANYTHING which prompted people asking me if i was crazy.

actually writing down everything maybe night was more rediculous than i thought

sadness

NOOOOOO WE DIDN'T TAKE PICS OF KOREAN HOT BUNS 2$ sign

next time...

weekend summary

excellent recap of friday night debauchery. highlights = wino falling on her ass and klepto escape from JESSICA SHANANAY AHAHAHAHAHAHA

--- You wrote:
1) how the fuck did we get separated last nite
2) when the fuck did changstein get here (SERIOUSLY WHAT!??!?)
3) was i there when you fell off the dancing table!??!?!!? how did i miss such a hilarious incident?!?!?
4) were you in the fridge with me?!?
5) why are there so many unanswered questions...in my brain
--- end of quote ---

1) I HAVE NO IDEA. I was dancing with some black guy (I actually danced with him before like last year... was not into him, but he could dance), and then you/bobbi/sean left. I went after you guys once the song was done. Then this big black guy (a difft one) who literally dragged me to the dance floor before followed me upstairs when I was looking for you guys. He gave me his number and then told me "he wanted to get to know me" LOL and then subsequently almost molested me so I ran away!! lolololol
2) Changstein texted me right when I got back to EW... visiting campus of course. he is here too often lol... was very amused by him though, less so by the puke in our bathroom
3) YES! you were there (you stepped down, I jumped)... then we sat down cause my ass was throbbing in pain and you kept saying "what happened??" even though I told you I fell like 100 times hahahaha
4) um no... lol you were in the fridge???

LAST NIGHT WAS SO BIZARRE/AWESOME/OUCH