Freshman Year Predictions!

Predictions Galore:

1. Floormate Outing: JK-ingly straight= GAY MAN. Possible outing in junior year? Boyfriend by senior year, finally coming to terms with his undeniable fruitiness. tsk tsk.

2. Marriage Predictions:
-Treehuggz: Asian-American (likely Chinese), tallish but <6', lean, sweet, reserved, academic/intellectual/philanthropic interests.
-Wino: mixed, Good looking, medium height, lawyerish, makes a lot of money
-Bobbers: Jewey Doctor, older by 6-12 years, possibly tri-state area origins, man whipped, buys shit, becomes the ultimate charlotte-esque gentile wife.
-Chungaroo: White man w/ a little somethin somethin mixed in (aka: not waspy), Tall 6'+, ambitious/driven manster, outgoing

3. Sophhhhss:
-Treehuggz: something late sph/early junior yr, friendship to bowchickawowwow transfo
-Wino: a THANG in sophmore summer. perhaps interspersed hookup throughout finter. or atleast a slutty dance or two.
-Bobbers: perush attraction from multiple old mans, possible sustainedish thang term wise
-Chungaroo: possible new steadz hookup?