Saturday, November 20, 2010

l'annee thus far

Year has been obvi filled w/ general hilarity in drunken tripod style; though these sassy sophomores have been *slightly* less ragey F10, the crazies and shwasties manage to always manage to find us yall.

Because organization is always a good thing....BULLETPOINTS BOOYAH!!!!
  • ALERT THE TROOPS: Bobbbers and Sean. yes that happened. Old men all over the world are mourning. Whine city and occasional mangina behavior occurs, but don't worry girl- ya can always be t-dawgz ny ibanker trophy wife. Mmmm that door of opportunities always open...
  • DrunkenT-pod meets t-kap: the loonies include-
-Skip&Wino-Pad&Chungaroo. Making strides for feminism one hookup at a time: going to frats, picking up men, bringin' em home. Our parents would be proud.
-Formal w/ christiano- mmmm nothing like getting your ass felt up by an ex-floormate after he peed in a champagne bottle. Surrously peeps---we KLASSY like fools- ps: bobbi&chungaroo executed first klepto of term! "let's go to basement! oh wait...we have to go home now (to steal your tequila)" nxt morning: "we hung out w/ blaire and jamie....are they girls?"
-seeing exfloormates as hot sweaty drunkass messes

  • Outsy Poutsies: Homecoming/Sean wknds "you know you're whipped right?", Ramy nights, BobbiRachel nights (mmm....bitches can't get enufa me), being a mess@sae- mamma wino to da rescue...while bobbi out w/ sexy man???
  • Gettin' my couger on- this is just so that i can be embarassed for my future self "how old are you?" "um...i'm a '15" "oh...i think it's illegal for me to make out w/ you...bye"