Operation Clepto: Success...went to psi u and obtained kaluah and whiskey. Enterted domain of 1.0 to fix spilling bottle. Ran into 1.0's french friend who thought we were crazy drunk bitches. The end. Bathrobe blog coming soon!

BREAKING NEWS LIVE: It is 9:45 on Saturday nght and chungaroo has just returned from an apparently wild game of pong because she just announced that 2.0 is in her room, naked. She plans to get that over with and return to the tripod promptly loooool and she so kindly put our alcohol outside the room for wino and bobbers to pregame.

Oh yeah, bathrobe night update soon too.

A Raunchy Ramy Reunion

Abandoned by the other leg, their dear bobbers, ramy set out, duo looking for dudes to have some FUN. Though the night started out w/ two semi-tired girls depressed about the weather, bitches skankified themselves and it ended up being a poppin' partaay (w/ no one shittting themselves. always a plus in my opinion)

Drinks Log:
Chungaroo: 2 shots (gin. straight from the bottle. disgusting. took it like a man.) Strawbery Daiquiries!!! 3 jello shots. mixed drinks chi gam style (SKETCH) classsay Draaaaanks at SAE. Boooyah bitches.

Wino: shot. pina colada (holy shit yum), 3 jello shots, chi gammified drinks.

Nights best:
1.Ignition! some serious kareoking was @le chi gam. c'est tres fun. also chungaroo/wino theme song is now officially r.kelly's ignition (remix). "i got fellas on my left, honeys on my right...bring them both together we got DRINKING ALL NIGHT" so true, so true.
2. Return of Renee and Amanda! Met some cooleo peeps at cg, ended up getting covers blown thanks to excessive giggling. Sang beatiful (harmonied) happy b-day (if i do say so myself) for drunk girl celebrating 21st. Also wino got sketched on (case in point: "would you like to play pong???" sketchy/hopeful pupils) but she resisted (god. man in gold chain. so difficult) cuz it was a GINO (girlies night out)!
3. General yumminess of draaaanks: after permanately damaging taste buds w/ a man named jenkins, yummy dranks were pleasant surprise. pina coladas! strawberry daiquiris! (thanx alpha theta), Jello shots via sig nu. Ran into 1.0 and tutor man, w/ whom we lamented the lack of bobbers. c'est tres triste. Lolz fo life: 1.0 is wino's italian tutor man bahahahahaha.
4. Return to SAE: Despite frequent claims to go all over campus "even the far ones," ended up going to (what else) SAE. Ran into 2.0 and rando asian man, who after seeing wino fall while saying "iiii'm so druuunk right noooow" suggested "let's play drinking games!!!!" We're taken to entirely new (seriously cool) room at sae, made new friends, including two dashing gentlemen in BATHROBES! BAHAHAHAHA we should have joined 'em. Chungaroo had more shots while a particularly randy 2.0 had his hands particularly near my hoohah (oh jaysus) fun was had, bathrobe men were particularly amusing. 2.0 walked the duo back and ended up staying over...err....no words....

YAAAAY wino doesn't want to go out 2nite...but tdx and gdx dance partaaay! wooooo must convince her by end of tonite.

xoxo,
chungaroo

An Apology to GDX:

Dear GDXers,
We're sorry for writing you off so quickly; we were wrong to judge you based on one sketchtastic dance party. Yes the men are large (cuz it's the "largest frat") but big guys have feelings to. plus we got our wettins on. We'll be sure to visit more often in the near near future.

in the black man's bed,
(actin like we pseudo lesbos do)
chungaroo and bobbers

Again I'm a bit drunk...it's saturdya night, the third night we went out this week. First week of hte term, booyah! Anyway, this will be short since it's easter and I have to go to church in a few hours but I wanted to update incase we forget stuff...so the entire tripod went on the balcony of alpha chai and chilled, then went aroudn random places. Then to signu where we sat on hte bench and wino noticed that S.0 was there with a strange pink shirt that just looks completely weird on him (bobbers didn't even recognize the dude). So then we went ot the other room. Soon Tman and some peeps from my seminar came and we chatted. Wino left and chungaroo and I played pong with tman and pete (who was gay)...that was weird/awk because pete kept dissing tman's manhood loool.

We went back to cohen where we took another shot and chungaroo ate oatmeal and while we were going ot heat up the oatmeal, an ss officer came by and chungaroo was carrying the alcohol. Ooops! so she ran and put it in the trashcan until the officer passed. Then we went to random places and saw nerd heard but hte real fun began at GDX where chungaroo and bobbers plopped themselves on the couch. Peeeps introduced themselves and we ended up going in this jacked black guy's bedroom. He tried to put the moves on us but we were not down. so we left there and ended up going on their slip and slide fully clothed, mind you it was like 3AM. So jacked black dude made a deal with rachel if she went, he would go naked. So she did and he did. Same thing with bobbers and another ginger (who was actually kinda cute if i do say so myself although i hve beer goggles). When bobbers was going to go on the slipslide again, chungaroo was going ot go with the black dude to his room again. Bobbers told chungaroo not to take any more shots or alcohol and that she would be right back after hte slip and slide. Well that was long enough b/c when bobbers went ot find chungaroo 10 min later, jack black was puttin' the moves on a very drunk chungaroo who probably ended up drinking more b/c jack black put mad pressure on her to do so. Bobbers felt bad for leaving chungaroo even for 10 min because chungaroo was prob too drunk to be left alone at all, so bobbers made her leave jack black's room adn sit on the couch. chungaroo chilled/slept on the couch while bobbers played some pong. Then chungaroo booted (in the trash like a champ) and they went back to cohen. Chungaroo kept saying "i'm gonna wake you up for church tomorrow (as she walked exteremly drunkenly) so don't be pissed hahahaha" church it is!