Greenkey eggs and pepperoni

I'm terrible at thinking of good titles lol oh well...Someone else should update this more detailed/amusingly when they get the chance but so we don't forget in the meantime:

Greenkey weekend 2013

Thur: Bobberz and Rachel go out. T-Dawg visited and barked and ran away when we asked him to take a picture of us...returned around 3AM HUNGRY FOR EGGS. Chungeroo kleptoed some eggs, cheese, and pepperoni from numerous communal refrigerators. Nomnomnom!

Fri: Bobberz, Wino, and Chungeroo go out. Chungeroo and Bobberz return to the room, phi delt men in tow. Chungeroo hooks up with sexy alum while troll discusses his romantic woes with Bobberz. Wino arrives hours later and Bobbi classily suggests that she and troll hook up. Wino refuses but instead smokes troll up while he sobs on our futon.

Sat: Bobberz, Wino, Chungeroo go out. Alas, we found the magnum king who apparently "looks like a subway after-model" according to Chungeroo. 

How Far We've Come

I remember freshman fall 1.0 telling me that the four of us won't be friends after freshman fall because that's just how it works. "You'll see, youguys wil drift apart" he said. 

Well, now it's 2 weeks before graduation and we're all sitting in treehuggz room at 3AM arguing about if people have control over their arrogance. Proved that SOB wrong boom!  Love youguys!!!

-Bobberz

Update: Now we are discussing our marriage plans.

Treehuggz: claims she is not having children or getting married. We bet she will be the first. She does, however, insist that she will have a reception (probably with Abi) with a lottery system because the food will be so expensive.

Wino's Bachlorette party wishlist: hookah bar, NOT pot brownies,  Groom=??? "Who the fuck am I going to marry". Checklist: has a job, cleans, does not live in trailer park, combination of Frank, Abi, and Rob (AKA= Indian-Chinese-Whiteman), moderately above average penis (NOT TOO BIG!!), thoughtful and sensitive like Rob, opinionated but not too opinionated like Abi.

Chungeroo: groom= the very well-endowed Frank?