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Saturday, January 29, 2011
weekend summary
excellent recap of friday night debauchery. highlights = wino falling on her ass and klepto escape from JESSICA SHANANAY AHAHAHAHAHAHA
--- You wrote:
1) how the fuck did we get separated last nite
2) when the fuck did changstein get here (SERIOUSLY WHAT!??!?)
3) was i there when you fell off the dancing table!??!?!!? how did i miss such a hilarious incident?!?!?
4) were you in the fridge with me?!?
5) why are there so many unanswered questions...in my brain
--- end of quote ---
1) I HAVE NO IDEA. I was dancing with some black guy (I actually danced with him before like last year... was not into him, but he could dance), and then you/bobbi/sean left. I went after you guys once the song was done. Then this big black guy (a difft one) who literally dragged me to the dance floor before followed me upstairs when I was looking for you guys. He gave me his number and then told me "he wanted to get to know me" LOL and then subsequently almost molested me so I ran away!! lolololol
2) Changstein texted me right when I got back to EW... visiting campus of course. he is here too often lol... was very amused by him though, less so by the puke in our bathroom
3) YES! you were there (you stepped down, I jumped)... then we sat down cause my ass was throbbing in pain and you kept saying "what happened??" even though I told you I fell like 100 times hahahaha
4) um no... lol you were in the fridge???
LAST NIGHT WAS SO BIZARRE/AWESOME/OUCH
--- You wrote:
1) how the fuck did we get separated last nite
2) when the fuck did changstein get here (SERIOUSLY WHAT!??!?)
3) was i there when you fell off the dancing table!??!?!!? how did i miss such a hilarious incident?!?!?
4) were you in the fridge with me?!?
5) why are there so many unanswered questions...in my brain
--- end of quote ---
1) I HAVE NO IDEA. I was dancing with some black guy (I actually danced with him before like last year... was not into him, but he could dance), and then you/bobbi/sean left. I went after you guys once the song was done. Then this big black guy (a difft one) who literally dragged me to the dance floor before followed me upstairs when I was looking for you guys. He gave me his number and then told me "he wanted to get to know me" LOL and then subsequently almost molested me so I ran away!! lolololol
2) Changstein texted me right when I got back to EW... visiting campus of course. he is here too often lol... was very amused by him though, less so by the puke in our bathroom
3) YES! you were there (you stepped down, I jumped)... then we sat down cause my ass was throbbing in pain and you kept saying "what happened??" even though I told you I fell like 100 times hahahaha
4) um no... lol you were in the fridge???
LAST NIGHT WAS SO BIZARRE/AWESOME/OUCH
Saturday, November 20, 2010
l'annee thus far
Year has been obvi filled w/ general hilarity in drunken tripod style; though these sassy sophomores have been *slightly* less ragey F10, the crazies and shwasties manage to always manage to find us yall.
Because organization is always a good thing....BULLETPOINTS BOOYAH!!!!
-Formal w/ christiano- mmmm nothing like getting your ass felt up by an ex-floormate after he peed in a champagne bottle. Surrously peeps---we KLASSY like fools- ps: bobbi&chungaroo executed first klepto of term! "let's go to basement! oh wait...we have to go home now (to steal your tequila)" nxt morning: "we hung out w/ blaire and jamie....are they girls?"
-seeing exfloormates as hot sweaty drunkass messes
Because organization is always a good thing....BULLETPOINTS BOOYAH!!!!
- ALERT THE TROOPS: Bobbbers and Sean. yes that happened. Old men all over the world are mourning. Whine city and occasional mangina behavior occurs, but don't worry girl- ya can always be t-dawgz ny ibanker trophy wife. Mmmm that door of opportunities always open...
- DrunkenT-pod meets t-kap: the loonies include-
-Formal w/ christiano- mmmm nothing like getting your ass felt up by an ex-floormate after he peed in a champagne bottle. Surrously peeps---we KLASSY like fools- ps: bobbi&chungaroo executed first klepto of term! "let's go to basement! oh wait...we have to go home now (to steal your tequila)" nxt morning: "we hung out w/ blaire and jamie....are they girls?"
-seeing exfloormates as hot sweaty drunkass messes
- Outsy Poutsies: Homecoming/Sean wknds "you know you're whipped right?", Ramy nights, BobbiRachel nights (mmm....bitches can't get enufa me), being a mess@sae- mamma wino to da rescue...while bobbi out w/ sexy man???
- Gettin' my couger on- this is just so that i can be embarassed for my future self "how old are you?" "um...i'm a '15" "oh...i think it's illegal for me to make out w/ you...bye"
Tuesday, June 1, 2010
Freshman Year Predictions!
Predictions Galore:
1. Floormate Outing: JK-ingly straight= GAY MAN. Possible outing in junior year? Boyfriend by senior year, finally coming to terms with his undeniable fruitiness. tsk tsk.
2. Marriage Predictions:
-Treehuggz: Asian-American (likely Chinese), tallish but <6', lean, sweet, reserved, academic/intellectual/philanthropic interests.
-Wino: mixed, Good looking, medium height, lawyerish, makes a lot of money
-Bobbers: Jewey Doctor, older by 6-12 years, possibly tri-state area origins, man whipped, buys shit, becomes the ultimate charlotte-esque gentile wife.
-Chungaroo: White man w/ a little somethin somethin mixed in (aka: not waspy), Tall 6'+, ambitious/driven manster, outgoing
3. Sophhhhss:
-Treehuggz: something late sph/early junior yr, friendship to bowchickawowwow transfo
-Wino: a THANG in sophmore summer. perhaps interspersed hookup throughout finter. or atleast a slutty dance or two.
-Bobbers: perush attraction from multiple old mans, possible sustainedish thang term wise
-Chungaroo: possible new steadz hookup?
1. Floormate Outing: JK-ingly straight= GAY MAN. Possible outing in junior year? Boyfriend by senior year, finally coming to terms with his undeniable fruitiness. tsk tsk.
2. Marriage Predictions:
-Treehuggz: Asian-American (likely Chinese), tallish but <6', lean, sweet, reserved, academic/intellectual/philanthropic interests.
-Wino: mixed, Good looking, medium height, lawyerish, makes a lot of money
-Bobbers: Jewey Doctor, older by 6-12 years, possibly tri-state area origins, man whipped, buys shit, becomes the ultimate charlotte-esque gentile wife.
-Chungaroo: White man w/ a little somethin somethin mixed in (aka: not waspy), Tall 6'+, ambitious/driven manster, outgoing
3. Sophhhhss:
-Treehuggz: something late sph/early junior yr, friendship to bowchickawowwow transfo
-Wino: a THANG in sophmore summer. perhaps interspersed hookup throughout finter. or atleast a slutty dance or two.
-Bobbers: perush attraction from multiple old mans, possible sustainedish thang term wise
-Chungaroo: possible new steadz hookup?
Wednesday, April 21, 2010
Saturday, April 17, 2010
BREAKING NEWS LIVE: It is 9:45 on Saturday nght and chungaroo has just returned from an apparently wild game of pong because she just announced that 2.0 is in her room, naked. She plans to get that over with and return to the tripod promptly loooool and she so kindly put our alcohol outside the room for wino and bobbers to pregame.
Oh yeah, bathrobe night update soon too.
Saturday, April 10, 2010
A Raunchy Ramy Reunion
Abandoned by the other leg, their dear bobbers, ramy set out, duo looking for dudes to have some FUN. Though the night started out w/ two semi-tired girls depressed about the weather, bitches skankified themselves and it ended up being a poppin' partaay (w/ no one shittting themselves. always a plus in my opinion)
Drinks Log:
Chungaroo: 2 shots (gin. straight from the bottle. disgusting. took it like a man.) Strawbery Daiquiries!!! 3 jello shots. mixed drinks chi gam style (SKETCH) classsay Draaaaanks at SAE. Boooyah bitches.
Wino: shot. pina colada (holy shit yum), 3 jello shots, chi gammified drinks.
Nights best:
1.Ignition! some serious kareoking was @le chi gam. c'est tres fun. also chungaroo/wino theme song is now officially r.kelly's ignition (remix). "i got fellas on my left, honeys on my right...bring them both together we got DRINKING ALL NIGHT" so true, so true.
2. Return of Renee and Amanda! Met some cooleo peeps at cg, ended up getting covers blown thanks to excessive giggling. Sang beatiful (harmonied) happy b-day (if i do say so myself) for drunk girl celebrating 21st. Also wino got sketched on (case in point: "would you like to play pong???" sketchy/hopeful pupils) but she resisted (god. man in gold chain. so difficult) cuz it was a GINO (girlies night out)!
3. General yumminess of draaaanks: after permanately damaging taste buds w/ a man named jenkins, yummy dranks were pleasant surprise. pina coladas! strawberry daiquiris! (thanx alpha theta), Jello shots via sig nu. Ran into 1.0 and tutor man, w/ whom we lamented the lack of bobbers. c'est tres triste. Lolz fo life: 1.0 is wino's italian tutor man bahahahahaha.
4. Return to SAE: Despite frequent claims to go all over campus "even the far ones," ended up going to (what else) SAE. Ran into 2.0 and rando asian man, who after seeing wino fall while saying "iiii'm so druuunk right noooow" suggested "let's play drinking games!!!!" We're taken to entirely new (seriously cool) room at sae, made new friends, including two dashing gentlemen in BATHROBES! BAHAHAHAHA we should have joined 'em. Chungaroo had more shots while a particularly randy 2.0 had his hands particularly near my hoohah (oh jaysus) fun was had, bathrobe men were particularly amusing. 2.0 walked the duo back and ended up staying over...err....no words....
YAAAAY wino doesn't want to go out 2nite...but tdx and gdx dance partaaay! wooooo must convince her by end of tonite.
xoxo,
chungaroo
Drinks Log:
Chungaroo: 2 shots (gin. straight from the bottle. disgusting. took it like a man.) Strawbery Daiquiries!!! 3 jello shots. mixed drinks chi gam style (SKETCH) classsay Draaaaanks at SAE. Boooyah bitches.
Wino: shot. pina colada (holy shit yum), 3 jello shots, chi gammified drinks.
Nights best:
1.Ignition! some serious kareoking was @le chi gam. c'est tres fun. also chungaroo/wino theme song is now officially r.kelly's ignition (remix). "i got fellas on my left, honeys on my right...bring them both together we got DRINKING ALL NIGHT" so true, so true.
2. Return of Renee and Amanda! Met some cooleo peeps at cg, ended up getting covers blown thanks to excessive giggling. Sang beatiful (harmonied) happy b-day (if i do say so myself) for drunk girl celebrating 21st. Also wino got sketched on (case in point: "would you like to play pong???" sketchy/hopeful pupils) but she resisted (god. man in gold chain. so difficult) cuz it was a GINO (girlies night out)!
3. General yumminess of draaaanks: after permanately damaging taste buds w/ a man named jenkins, yummy dranks were pleasant surprise. pina coladas! strawberry daiquiris! (thanx alpha theta), Jello shots via sig nu. Ran into 1.0 and tutor man, w/ whom we lamented the lack of bobbers. c'est tres triste. Lolz fo life: 1.0 is wino's italian tutor man bahahahahaha.
4. Return to SAE: Despite frequent claims to go all over campus "even the far ones," ended up going to (what else) SAE. Ran into 2.0 and rando asian man, who after seeing wino fall while saying "iiii'm so druuunk right noooow" suggested "let's play drinking games!!!!" We're taken to entirely new (seriously cool) room at sae, made new friends, including two dashing gentlemen in BATHROBES! BAHAHAHAHA we should have joined 'em. Chungaroo had more shots while a particularly randy 2.0 had his hands particularly near my hoohah (oh jaysus) fun was had, bathrobe men were particularly amusing. 2.0 walked the duo back and ended up staying over...err....no words....
YAAAAY wino doesn't want to go out 2nite...but tdx and gdx dance partaaay! wooooo must convince her by end of tonite.
xoxo,
chungaroo
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