The Elderly Tripod

1st tripod night out of senior year:

Fri night: we are all 21 now (yey!) so we head to Salt Hill for drinks

     Chungeroo: I haven't got shitfaced in over a year. I want to get shitfaced tonight.

     Bobberz: Me too, I'm down! (same person who had yet to keep food in her stomach since Tues. Maybe it was the apple cider vinegar she drank? Sticking to a bland diet of toast, crackerz, and booze)

Chungeroo and Wino ordered some drinks and bobberz snuck shots from her water bottle. 

2 hours later....

Bobberz at the toilet again. Not a deterrent.  Shots from Alan! Gin and Tonic from Chungeroo! 

     quote of the night: "Let's be honest, the marginal utility of being a shitfaced lunatic declines as the years go on" -Chungeroo

Outsies to Trikap. A man gave bobberz a shot of liquor that smelled like butt so she gave it to D (nickname help anyone?) and told him that some mystery person had sent it to him. 

On to PhiDelt. Bobberz and V went to that room we hung out at the year before. Lo and behold there was T (yeah bad with nicknames) and his friend Alex. Half an hour later Wino and Chungeroo show up. The minute they enter the room they immediately back out as if we were about to attack them. 

   T: "should I invite them in?"

   Bobber: "sure if you want!"

   T: "Do you want me to?"

  bobberz: "Well yes!"

So T gets them to come in. Chungeroo smashes a bottle of vodka, oopie! Bobberz lays on top of wino, V, Alex, and T for a photo. Bobberz puts her elbow on T's groin area and T reclines like he's being pleasured. 

Everyone 'cept bobberz smokes out of T's "very large bong". Alex and Bobberz are discussing serious male-female theory while Chungeroo, T, and Wino point and laugh. Chungeroo thinks Alex looks like a troll and feels the need to announce so lolz.

TBC gotta do some work. And sorry for the unreadability/disorganization of this post, so much to do so little time!

typical blitz exchange

--- You wrote:
can I hear about your night?

it will make for a nice distraction from Locke and Hobbes
--- end of quote ---
haha i'm not sure my recap's going to be particularly amusing! it was crazy tame- nothing rediculous but still crazy fun

i was hanging out with big/other kdss- after beta tails we checked out beach party then headed to sae to play pong. while there, i 1) harassed some man for peach andre (SUCCESS) 2) proceeded to chase tequila shots with peach andre 3) cock blocked creepy alumz 4) had multiple conversations about my holey/whorey tights (ahahahaha some rando introduced himself like this "hi im blahblah, and you loook like you're down for a good time based on the state of your outfit") 4) stole 5 packets of jello from the kitchen 6) never played pong

allinall a good saturday nite....i also insisted on making pterodactyl noises the entire night in response to ANYTHING which prompted people asking me if i was crazy.

actually writing down everything maybe night was more rediculous than i thought

sadness

NOOOOOO WE DIDN'T TAKE PICS OF KOREAN HOT BUNS 2$ sign

next time...

weekend summary

excellent recap of friday night debauchery. highlights = wino falling on her ass and klepto escape from JESSICA SHANANAY AHAHAHAHAHAHA

--- You wrote:
1) how the fuck did we get separated last nite
2) when the fuck did changstein get here (SERIOUSLY WHAT!??!?)
3) was i there when you fell off the dancing table!??!?!!? how did i miss such a hilarious incident?!?!?
4) were you in the fridge with me?!?
5) why are there so many unanswered questions...in my brain
--- end of quote ---

1) I HAVE NO IDEA. I was dancing with some black guy (I actually danced with him before like last year... was not into him, but he could dance), and then you/bobbi/sean left. I went after you guys once the song was done. Then this big black guy (a difft one) who literally dragged me to the dance floor before followed me upstairs when I was looking for you guys. He gave me his number and then told me "he wanted to get to know me" LOL and then subsequently almost molested me so I ran away!! lolololol
2) Changstein texted me right when I got back to EW... visiting campus of course. he is here too often lol... was very amused by him though, less so by the puke in our bathroom
3) YES! you were there (you stepped down, I jumped)... then we sat down cause my ass was throbbing in pain and you kept saying "what happened??" even though I told you I fell like 100 times hahahaha
4) um no... lol you were in the fridge???

LAST NIGHT WAS SO BIZARRE/AWESOME/OUCH

l'annee thus far

Year has been obvi filled w/ general hilarity in drunken tripod style; though these sassy sophomores have been *slightly* less ragey F10, the crazies and shwasties manage to always manage to find us yall.

Because organization is always a good thing....BULLETPOINTS BOOYAH!!!!

• ALERT THE TROOPS: Bobbbers and Sean. yes that happened. Old men all over the world are mourning. Whine city and occasional mangina behavior occurs, but don't worry girl- ya can always be t-dawgz ny ibanker trophy wife. Mmmm that door of opportunities always open...
  
• DrunkenT-pod meets t-kap: the loonies include-

-Skip&Wino-Pad&Chungaroo. Making strides for feminism one hookup at a time: going to frats, picking up men, bringin' em home. Our parents would be proud.
-Formal w/ christiano- mmmm nothing like getting your ass felt up by an ex-floormate after he peed in a champagne bottle. Surrously peeps---we KLASSY like fools- ps: bobbi&chungaroo executed first klepto of term! "let's go to basement! oh wait...we have to go home now (to steal your tequila)" nxt morning: "we hung out w/ blaire and jamie....are they girls?"
-seeing exfloormates as hot sweaty drunkass messes

• Outsy Poutsies: Homecoming/Sean wknds "you know you're whipped right?", Ramy nights, BobbiRachel nights (mmm....bitches can't get enufa me), being a mess@sae- mamma wino to da rescue...while bobbi out w/ sexy man???
  
• Gettin' my couger on- this is just so that i can be embarassed for my future self "how old are you?" "um...i'm a '15" "oh...i think it's illegal for me to make out w/ you...bye"
  
  

Freshman Year Predictions!

Predictions Galore:

1. Floormate Outing: JK-ingly straight= GAY MAN. Possible outing in junior year? Boyfriend by senior year, finally coming to terms with his undeniable fruitiness. tsk tsk.

2. Marriage Predictions:
-Treehuggz: Asian-American (likely Chinese), tallish but <6', lean, sweet, reserved, academic/intellectual/philanthropic interests.
-Wino: mixed, Good looking, medium height, lawyerish, makes a lot of money
-Bobbers: Jewey Doctor, older by 6-12 years, possibly tri-state area origins, man whipped, buys shit, becomes the ultimate charlotte-esque gentile wife.
-Chungaroo: White man w/ a little somethin somethin mixed in (aka: not waspy), Tall 6'+, ambitious/driven manster, outgoing

3. Sophhhhss:
-Treehuggz: something late sph/early junior yr, friendship to bowchickawowwow transfo
-Wino: a THANG in sophmore summer. perhaps interspersed hookup throughout finter. or atleast a slutty dance or two.
-Bobbers: perush attraction from multiple old mans, possible sustainedish thang term wise
-Chungaroo: possible new steadz hookup?

Operation Clepto: Success...went to psi u and obtained kaluah and whiskey. Enterted domain of 1.0 to fix spilling bottle. Ran into 1.0's french friend who thought we were crazy drunk bitches. The end. Bathrobe blog coming soon!