A Raunchy Ramy Reunion

Abandoned by the other leg, their dear bobbers, ramy set out, duo looking for dudes to have some FUN. Though the night started out w/ two semi-tired girls depressed about the weather, bitches skankified themselves and it ended up being a poppin' partaay (w/ no one shittting themselves. always a plus in my opinion)

Drinks Log:
Chungaroo: 2 shots (gin. straight from the bottle. disgusting. took it like a man.) Strawbery Daiquiries!!! 3 jello shots. mixed drinks chi gam style (SKETCH) classsay Draaaaanks at SAE. Boooyah bitches.

Wino: shot. pina colada (holy shit yum), 3 jello shots, chi gammified drinks.

Nights best:
1.Ignition! some serious kareoking was @le chi gam. c'est tres fun. also chungaroo/wino theme song is now officially r.kelly's ignition (remix). "i got fellas on my left, honeys on my right...bring them both together we got DRINKING ALL NIGHT" so true, so true.
2. Return of Renee and Amanda! Met some cooleo peeps at cg, ended up getting covers blown thanks to excessive giggling. Sang beatiful (harmonied) happy b-day (if i do say so myself) for drunk girl celebrating 21st. Also wino got sketched on (case in point: "would you like to play pong???" sketchy/hopeful pupils) but she resisted (god. man in gold chain. so difficult) cuz it was a GINO (girlies night out)!
3. General yumminess of draaaanks: after permanately damaging taste buds w/ a man named jenkins, yummy dranks were pleasant surprise. pina coladas! strawberry daiquiris! (thanx alpha theta), Jello shots via sig nu. Ran into 1.0 and tutor man, w/ whom we lamented the lack of bobbers. c'est tres triste. Lolz fo life: 1.0 is wino's italian tutor man bahahahahaha.
4. Return to SAE: Despite frequent claims to go all over campus "even the far ones," ended up going to (what else) SAE. Ran into 2.0 and rando asian man, who after seeing wino fall while saying "iiii'm so druuunk right noooow" suggested "let's play drinking games!!!!" We're taken to entirely new (seriously cool) room at sae, made new friends, including two dashing gentlemen in BATHROBES! BAHAHAHAHA we should have joined 'em. Chungaroo had more shots while a particularly randy 2.0 had his hands particularly near my hoohah (oh jaysus) fun was had, bathrobe men were particularly amusing. 2.0 walked the duo back and ended up staying over...err....no words....

YAAAAY wino doesn't want to go out 2nite...but tdx and gdx dance partaaay! wooooo must convince her by end of tonite.

xoxo,
chungaroo