Drunken Tripod Spreads its Legs

Once upon a time the drunken tripod set out to find anything but keystone. After much deliberation, they decided to hit up AXA for some post-frat/soriority mixer tails. After 3 shots each in one hour, they began a rousing game of kings. Alpha Chi sketch-on-wino’s-boobs-man , so kindly poured us mixed drinks. Being the responsible drunken tripod they are, they decided to terminate the game early. For the next hour, the drunken tripod was slightly off balance: apparently they went to use the facilities at signu and wino “slipped down the stairs”. T-Dog tried to get the tripod to go back to C-3 by bribing (the already severely intoxicated) legs with tequila. “If you guys go back to C-3 I’ll bring tequila)”. Needless to say, the tripod was not down to end the night prematurely. They declared they were heading to trikap and were off. *Note the tripod does not recall the signu visit. . . they were informed by T-dog the next day.

Trikap was a blur. . . all that needs to be said is that chungaroo went with 2. 0, Wino went with changstein, and Bobbers went with sketcheyes. Oh shit, the legs were spread a bit too far. Tripod always seems to spread it’s legs at the end of the night.

Wino attempted to cockblock Bobbers but failed. Chungaroo attempted to cockblock Wino but failed. In the end sketcheyes refused to vacate Bobbers’ room and Bobbers had bandage her nipples the next day. Bobbers never wants to breast feed.

-Bobbers