Pre-Outing Quote

"I'm really good at swallowing stuff I don't like..." "That's what she said"
-a bobbers and treehugger masterpiece

omg bitches pong game @sig nu.
welly was def off w/ goo while c&b were playing pong! also we're NEVER GOING BACK TO GDX!!!!!!!! fat ugly people only. ewwwwww. sketchy men who say cheeeesy lines like "hello beautiful." GAG. we would rather have nerds peoples.... AKA sig nu. hahahahahahahahaha.

omg. bobbers is passed out on my bed. i may have sprained my ankle. the life altering q: to put her in her own bed? or why bother???????

WINO UPDATE - the morning after (because on a Sunday, 3:45 is still morning):

Too much sketchy punch and two missing legs = A particularly Goo-ey situation

Moral of the story: Even with two 10-12 pagers to do... Still not worth missing a Saturday night out

And "OMGWTF DID WE REALLY DO THAT?" at certain Zhenka-inspired-James-Bond-esque drunken infiltration

Bobbers update:

my quote of the night "my finger is bleeding (finger gushes blood). It's like I got my period on my finger"

Also chungaroo "Ditch these bitcheeeezzz" at the dance party.

Lunch drunkery: Chungaroo tried to sample some fro yo which resulted in the appearance of an ice cream poop. A still drunken bobbers nearly shit herself with laughter. Poop is funny.